the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

(via greetings)


if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat, via fake-mermaid)

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this


"assigning genders to babies is wrong"


(Source: he-was-number-wan, via greetings)


listening to a sad song that has a nice beat


(Source: krisjenwhore, via parkingstrange)